The Primate community would like to formally endorse Mr. Jon Huntsman, former governor of Utah and U.S. Ambassador to China, for Republican candidate for President in 2012. Not because he is the most qualified (though he is), and not because he is most liberal (though he is), but because no politician, left or right, is willing to step outside of his comfort cage and freely engage in discourse with the monkeys across the jungle (that is, uh, across the aisle, in manspeak). Baboons such as Hernanda, featured mid-screech below, have disapproved of Mr. Romney’s tactics from the beginning. “If you run the world like it’s a business - like Mr. Rottney would do as CEO of our country, like he does as CEO of his life - you are going to do whatever it takes to bring you the most amount of power the quickest,” Hernanda said last Tuesday, from her elephant hole in southwestern Eritrea. “You don’t care about the future of the nation or what’s best for the American people. It’s parasitic.” Hernanda, ironically, had a habit of scratching behind her right ear furiously, a result, she says, of parasites. “An unfortunate coincidence,” she demures. “No more.”
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